Jan 19,2010 God announced today that he plans to demolish and reconstruct large parts of Port Au Prince. Residents are cautioned to stay outdoors at around 3PM local time on Jan 12, as the demolition phase of His plan is likely to be quite violent.
Reached for comment on His day of rest, he said he’d been too busy implementing the plan for the last week to file a press release, and did not offer any apology. “This is how I always work”.
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God announces urban renewal plan for Haiti
Jan 19,2010 God announced today that he plans to demolish and reconstruct large parts of Port Au Prince. Residents are cautioned to stay outdoors at around 3PM local time on Jan 12, as the demolition phase of His plan is likely to be quite violent.
Reached for comment on His day of rest, he said he’d been too busy implementing the plan for the last week to file a press release, and did not offer any apology. “This is how I always work”.
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